Spring Break Covid-19 Style

How is your Spring Break going? Mine is outstanding! Rivaling the most prestigious resorts, I stumbled upon this gem of a location that has the most luxurious amenities and activities, including an ample supply of two-ply toilet paper.   Here are some snapshots of my spring break vacation:


THE SPA

Four stars--Practical and affordable! For my first visit, I covered both my grey beginnings and my bleached ends for about $7 and 20 minutes. (Thanks, Clairol, Nice and Easy!). One life hack—use dark towels. The fluffy white towels look pretty but are not so good for toweling off freshly dyed hair. Oops. Good thing this property has laundry onsite!





THE GOURMET RESTAURANT

Michelin guide, take note. The menu is like an episode of Top Chef—pull some ingredients out of a bag and see what creative confection I can whip up with the in-stock selection at Giant.  Epicurean delights for the pickiest of gastronomes.  If the gastronomes like eggs and toast, that is.  When someone else does the dishes, it really is a vacation!




THE GAME ROOM

After we’re sated at the trendy, full-service restaurant, we often stay for the after-dinner revelry.  The upscale dining room easily converts to an action-packed entertainment area equipped for hours of non-stop family merriment. Often the sounds of laughter can be heard wafting through the open windows in the garden outside. Or perhaps you’ll catch some fussy family bickering—depends on when you listen in. No Kelly vacation is complete without it!


THE GARDENS

Behold: a meditative retreat to commune with flora and fauna. At first glance, the gardens may appear to be overgrown with weeds and in dire need of mulching. Come a little closer and you will find that they indeed are overgrown with weeds. Dandelions need love too.  As for fauna, this resort boasts a fox in residence.  No need to visit a zoo to see this cunning little omnivorous mammal. Infinitely clever, she’s dug through several holes in the asphalt driveway and resisted attempts at relocation.  She’s evaded cameras and cages, vinegar-soaked rags and moth balls. We haven’t yet tried a lazy dog, but I’m pretty sure the quick brown fox would jump right over it. 

I know, you are probably jealous that you didn't find this amazing exclusive destination, but whatever your accommodations this spring break, I hope you packed some humor, imagination, and creativity.  Essentials for any vacation, don't leave home (literally) without them!